Posted by: Diane F | April 29, 2008

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice. 
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it “In”. 
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ” For Sexual Favors” 
7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy”. 
8. Don’t use any punctuation. 
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go”. 
12. Sing Along At The Opera. 
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme? 
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because 
You’re Not In the Mood. 
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!” 
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 
“Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!” 
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.” 
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. 
Share this list with someone else that you know needs to smile today. 
Its Called … therapy.


I am not one to pass on many of these kind of things I receive in emails, however with as stressed as I have been lately, this one just struck me as funny and I even wished I could actually do a few of these things.

So today I send you alittle Therapy!



  1. Diane, I’m sorry to read that you’ve been going through a stressful time. I hope everything begins looking up and going better for you very soon.

    Thanks for the smile with this list…..I’ve seen it before but I couldn’t help but crack a grin over some of the silly suggestions. You’ve brightened my day.

  2. Thanks for sharing. I enjoyed it so much. I made sure I pointed out my lunch was to go today in the drive through. It made me chuckle.

  3. […] have to admit I have used a few of these from Diane in the past few days and enjoyed it. I’ll let you guess which […]

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