Posted by: Diane F | January 18, 2010

Just alittle humor this morning

A friend of mine sent me this in an email.   Just some fun jokes this morning.  They made me laugh and lightened my spirits, I hope they do the same for you.  Now it is time to get some work done. Enjoy!

MEN!?!

 One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ she replied. What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ And they say blondes are dumb….

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 A couple is lying in bed.

 The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you….

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

 ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

 A: A rumor

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 Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

———————————————————————————————-Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

 A: Trustworthy..

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 Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

 A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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 Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

 A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

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Responses

  1. LOL, I needed that sooo very much, especially the whiny boys’ one hit home, especially as I have 2 3yrolds: Mamamamama!


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