Posted by: Diane F | January 18, 2010

Just alittle humor this morning

A friend of mine sent me this in an email.   Just some fun jokes this morning.  They made me laugh and lightened my spirits, I hope they do the same for you.  Now it is time to get some work done. Enjoy!


 One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ she replied. What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘OHIO STATE!’ And they say blondes are dumb….


 A couple is lying in bed.

 The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you….


‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

 ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

 A: A rumor


 Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death. AMEN

———————————————————————————————-Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

 A: Trustworthy..


 Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

 A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


 Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

 A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’



  1. LOL, I needed that sooo very much, especially the whiny boys’ one hit home, especially as I have 2 3yrolds: Mamamamama!

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